§ Department V · Security Notice

Warning: The Dreaded Flannel Revolt

Issued by order of the Chief Fluff-Buffer, Upper East Cupboard

⚠ Attention Staff and Inmates ⚠

Be on the lookout for subversive small-squares (Flannels). They are small, portable, and highly prone to unravelling in public.

Know Your Enemy

Remember: A dry towel is a loyal towel. A dripping towel is a spy for the Ministry of Silly Bathtimes. Report any suspicious fraying to the Chief Fluff-Buffer immediately.