⚠ Attention Staff and Inmates ⚠
Be on the lookout for subversive small-squares (Flannels). They are small, portable, and highly prone to unravelling in public.
§ Signs of Insurrection Include
Know Your Enemy
- ▶Whispering in the soap dish.
- ▶Refusing to be wrung out.
- ▶Organising "Secret Soaping" sessions behind the U-bend.
Remember: A dry towel is a loyal towel. A dripping towel is a spy for the Ministry of Silly Bathtimes. Report any suspicious fraying to the Chief Fluff-Buffer immediately.