Found tucked behind a radiator in the "Room of Damp Regret"
| Time | Entry |
|---|---|
| 09:15 | Patient #402 (An Egyptian Cotton Bath Sheet) refused to stop weeping. Claimed it was "condensation," but the salt content suggests deep existential despair regarding its previous life in a gym in Slough. |
| 11:30 | Attempted "Tumble-Dry Therapy." The patient screamed in a high-pitched static and tried to cling to my polyester nursing uniform. Recommend 40 minutes of Extreme Starching. |
| 14:00 | A group of face-cloths were caught whispering about "The Great Unravelling." Confiscated their soap and threatened them with a cold-water rinse. |
| 16:45 | Found a tea-towel pretending to be a Royal Standard. It has been demoted to the kitchens to think about its lack of heritage. |